Ferris starts his day off

 

Ferris:
 
Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.                          
 
How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?
 
This is my ninth sick day this semester. It’s getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably going to have to barf up a lung. So, I better make this one count.
 
The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good, non-specific symptom. I’m a big believer in it. Lots of people will tell you that a good phoney fever is a dead lock. But you get a nervous mother and you could wind up in a doctor's office and that's worse than school.       
 
Fake a stomach cramp and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, just lick your palms. It's a little stupid and childish but then so is high school. Right?
 
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while you could miss out.
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Father & Son

In the meantime here’s a gift for you and Relax!

Father and Son by Cat Stevens

(Father)
It’s not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy.
You’re still young, that’s your fault,
There’s so much you have to know.
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry.
Look at me, I am old, but I’m happy.

I was once like you are now, and I know that it’s not easy,
To be calm when you’ve found something going on.
But take your time, think a lot,
Why, think of everything you’ve got.
For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.

(Son)
How can I try to explain, when I do he turns away again.
It’s always been the same, same old story.
From the moment I could talk I was ordered to listen.
Now there’s a way and I know that I have to go away.
I know I have to go.

(Father)
It’s not time to make a change,
Just sit down, take it slowly.
You’re still young, that’s your fault,
There’s so much you have to go through.
Find a girl, settle down,
if you want you can marry.
Look at me, I am old, but I’m happy.

[(Son) Away Away Away, I know I have to
Make this decision alone – no]

(Son)
All the times that I cried, keeping all the things I knew inside,
It’s hard, but it’s harder to ignore it.
If they were right, I’d agree, but it’s them They know not me.
Now there’s a way and I know that I have to go away.
I know I have to go.

[(Father) Stay Stay Stay, Why must you go and
make this decision alone?)]


The Big 4 – Shelter (photo by Tom Powell)

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John Lennon

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Alan Moore

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Inglourious Basterds

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